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by Idiot of Time - denno12@hotmail.com  

chapter two: inside the Deku Tree

‘No not that way this way’ Navi shouted for the 12th time when Link again took the wrong the road.
‘Your so brainless that your brain is just taking in some space in your empty head’ Navi said and he slammed Link.

After 1 day they finally got to The Deku Tree.
‘What took you so long Navi i'm dying and you have a tea party in your little pea brain mind’ The Deku Tree yelled.
‘Well this stupid boy here couldn’t find the way we where in the Spirit Temple a second ago because he thought he saw a shiny boll’ Navi told, ‘but when we came there it was just Twinrova that was putting Nabuuro into a statue’.
‘Never mind… Link listen to me there is a Spider in me you have to destroy it to save me, I’m yelling at you because he is eating me and I’m almost dying’ The Great Deku Tree yelled.
‘Uh why are you yelling to me mister Tree’ Link asked.
‘Navi could you hit him really hard’ The Deku Tree asked.
‘Don’t mind if I do’ Navi said really angry and she gave Link a really hard punch in his face.
‘Link I know that you have nightmares about a Evil Man and a girl’ The Great Deku tree yelled.
‘Yes I know and she is really hot’ Link said drooling.
‘Link that’s not them point you have to defeat the evil man so he can’t get his hand on the Triforce’ The Great Tree yelled.
‘The Triforce?’ Link said.
‘Link enter me and destroy the evil inside me and show us your courage then I will tell you about The Triforce’ The Great Deku Tree yelled and he opened his mouth.
Link walked to the mouth of The Great Deku Tree.
‘It’s dark in here’ he said.
‘Stupid you have to show us your courage and your afraid of the dark you such a stupid elf’ Navi said.
Link and Navi entered the Deku Tree.
‘Man he should brush his teeth ones in a time or at least take a breath mint, I can’t understand that a Spider could live in here what a smell’ Link said.
‘What way should we take the way that Big Spider is or the way with those beautiful Fairy’s’ Navi asked.
‘That’s not so hard let’s go to those Fairy’s’ Link said.
‘No we are here to fight the spider so lets go that way’ Navi said and flied to the way where the spider was a second ago.
‘Now Link watch out this spider could be very dange.. what is that sound’ Navi said and she got interrupted by some strange sound.
‘Link what do you have there’ Navi said when she saw Link holding a Catapult above his head.
‘It’s a Fantasy Machine’ Link said really happy.
‘Uh… I think it’s a catapult’ Navi said when she got to Link.
‘That’s okay to but let get to that door there I think the Spider is in there’ Link said, ‘did you know that its really strange that there is a door in here’.

They entered the door and they saw a bed in the middle of the room and the Spider was next to it.
‘Well kids I’m going to tell you the Legend of The Shoopuff… A long time there was a guy that was fighting a Shoopuff somewhere in the Forest and he threw nuts at a squirrel , then he stood on the Shoopuff and calling himself the King of The Shoopuff…ten years later he met me’ The Spider told three little Spiders.
‘What did you do Queen Gohma’ A little Spider asked.
‘Well I ate him’ Gohma said.
‘Cough Cough’ Navi coughed.
‘O sorry dear do you want a mint?’ Gohma asked.
‘No not really I’m here with sucker (she pointed to Link) to kill you’ Navi said.
‘Well okay then lets fight’ and Gohma jumped up and out of nowhere giant letters appeared that said ”Queen Gohma”.
Link took his Shield and Sword and Catapult and he started shouting nuts at the ground.
‘What are you doing’ Navi asked.
‘Making a hole so that Gohma can fall into it and she will die’ Link said.
‘Believe me that wouldn’t work I think you should attack her not the ground’ Navi said, ‘I think you should attack her eye’.
Gohma fell down and was ready to attack Link but he took his Sword and dodged the attack, and used his Shield to attack her Eye.
‘YOU USE THE SWORD TO ATTACK AND THE SHIELD TO DODGE’ Navi shouted.
‘Hack I need a joint to get high’ Gohma said and she stopped fighting and took a joint out of her ‘pocket’ and started smoking it.
‘What are you doing’ Navi asked.
‘Smoking what do you think’ Gohma said, ’Do you want one too’.
‘No I don’t smoke’ Navi said.
‘Ha Loser’ Gohma said.
Link walked to the corner and started picking his nose.
‘What you say…say that again’ Navi said.
‘Normally I would but I’m afraid I’ll overload you little pea brain mind’ Gohma said.
‘Take that back’ Navi shouted.
‘KILL ME’ Gohma yelled.
‘Grrr…prepare yourself…GLADIATOR’ Navi screamed and she took Link sword and attacked Gohma’s eye.

‘What the crap’ Link said when all the dust got out of the room.
‘Yea I’m good I’m a not?’ she said laughing and watched Gohma die.
‘No how could you such a tiny winy Fairy take MY sword that’s 10 times bigger then you and start hitting a spider that 100000 times bigger then you’ Link said with big eye’s.
‘Shut up and step in this golden circle’ Navi said.

Back outside…
‘Finally you’re back Link you proofed your courage take this Kokiri Emerald and listen well to my story about the Triforce’ The Great Deku Tree said.
 

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