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chapter three: the legend of the triforce and Hyrule Castle

"A long time ago there were three gods, named Nayru, Din and Farore… man they were hot with there mini… (‘GREAT DEKU TREE’ Navi shouted) okay, okay… they had a dream to make a land were there is peace and harmony and where everybody is happy’ The Great Deku Tree told.
‘Din with her arms of Fire made the Land were people could live on… Farore made the water, the mountains and the people that could live there, that were Kokiri, Goron, Hylian, Zora, Gerudo’ The Great Deku Tree told.
‘And Nayru with her big boobs made the law that every man worshipped because het boobs were so BIG when they were finished the took a joint and start smoking it because they were so tired’ The Great Deku Tree told.
‘Then they flied away and with there powers they made the Triforce that would be worshipped in whole the land it was the center of Hyrule, the one who had the Triforce in his/her power could do any wish they want’ The Deku Tree told.
‘The Triforce had three pieces Courage, Power and Wisdom but there was one man that all the girls thought he was really hot and that man is the man that you always dream of that man Cursed me because I didn’t give him the stone that man name is…is…is wait wrote it down somewhere…is Ganondorf’ The Great Deku tree told.
‘Now Link your quest is…what is that snoring’ The Deku Tree asked.
He looked down and he saw Navi and Link sleeping on the ground.
‘WAKE UP!’ The Deku Tree shouted.
‘Well my time is up my time has come to die…Link find the next two stones and stop the Man’ The Deku Tree said and he died.
‘Great Deku Tree…Link what are you doing?’ Navi asked when she saw that Link was walking to the Deku Tree.
‘Looking for some rupees and other things he has in his treetops he is dead so we can steal all his stuff’ Link said.
‘Yea your right look at the back of him maybe he has some real gold things’ Navi said and they searched for gold.

‘Well its time to leave this place I think’ Navi said.
‘I’ll miss you Great Deku Tree…I’ll miss you really…’ Navi said but she got interrupted.
‘COME ON MAN HE IS DEAD’ Link shouted.
They walked back to Kokiri Forest.

‘Ah there you are you little ass’ Some one said.
It was Mido and Saria was next to him.
‘Here Link take this I found it in Mido’s hut and I stole it’ Saria whispered.
‘What do you have there and what are you giving him you were mad at him’ Mido said.
‘O its just your Ocarina I stole it and now I’m giving it to him’ Saria said, ‘isn’t that funny?’
‘Yes your so funny Saria were are we going to now I heard that the Lost Woods is a good place to kiss’ Mido said and he and a not so happy Saria walked away.
‘That was stupid’ Navi said.
‘Lets get out of this boring forest’ Link said.
They walked to the bridge and the saw a Exit board above a dark cave.
‘Well this is it the way to Hyrule Field we should go to Hyrule Market and sneak into the Castle.
When they walked through the little cave the entered Hyrule Field and Big Letters appeared that said Hyrule Field and a different song started playing.
‘Look it’s a big owl lets kill him and eat him for lunch’ Link said and he took out his sword.
‘Uh…Link that’s’ Navi said but she got interrupted again.
‘Greeting Link I am the Owl I’m a really big Owl look at my wings there huge, yes I’m beautiful I know’ The Owl said and he was still talking about himself.
‘Yes Lets eat him’ Navi whispered.
‘Link what are you doing that sword is pointy Link I know that I can be mean or annoying I know that I’m always there on a bad moment and I always have stupid information and that I always ask if I have to say it again but no…NO!!!’ The Owl said before Link cut his head off.
‘This is good Navi wants some to’ Link asked when he was eating the Owl.
‘No thank you I’m on a diet’ Navi said.

After walking a few hours it got darker with every minute.
‘Navi its getting really dark and see that gate is closing and I’m really afraid of the dark there are monsters in the dark’ Link said really scared.
‘Link there are no monsters’ Navi said wisely.
‘O and Gohma?’ Link said.
‘Well that’s true…’ Navi said, ‘ Link what’s that’s sound?
‘AAAHH!! Zombies’ Link screamed.
‘Take your sword stupid and kill those guys zombie thingy’s and fast’ Navi shouted.
‘But…but’ Link said.
‘NO BUTS KILL THEM’ Navi shouted.
‘Uh how can I kill them there already dead’ Link asked.
‘Man your dumb’ Navi said, ‘no wait its true this is the first time you say something that’s right’.
On that moment one of the zombies attacked and Link was so scared the was spinning al around and trying to hit everything he could.

After a lot of crying because its dark it finally was morning and Link and Navi could enter Hyrule Market.
‘Link we are here we should go to Hyrule Castle but there is a big problem its heavy guarded so we have to sneak in but with your stupid ness we can’t do that’ Navi told.
They entered the gate and when they entered it the a bomb exploded.
‘Welcome to Hyrule Market you the 1.000.000 visitor of this crazy market’ some announcer said.
‘You have won this beautiful golden card and you can use it for nothing and you can go to Hyrule Castle and see the hot princess Zelda’ the announcer said.
Right away 2 guards came and took him to the place were Zelda was standing.
‘Almost almost yes now I can see them’ Zelda said.
‘Uh hello?’ Navi said.
‘Yea I’ll be there in a minute I’m spying on some guy can’t you see I’m busy’ Zelda said.
‘Uh do you like shiny things?’ Link asked.
‘SHINY!!’ Zelda said and see turned around.
‘Let me see the shiny thing’ Zelda asked.
Link showed her the Kokiri Emerald.
‘Oew that’s beautiful wait are you from the forest’ Zelda asked.
‘Yes I am’ Link said.
‘Good for you then but I have to tell you something about this gut I’m spying on’ Zelda said.
‘Well first I should tell you a story about some Ocarina of Time and some freaky dreams I had but I’m to lazy to tell them so just look at that guy and then go find some stupid things you can find with the Zora’s and Goron’s ‘ Zelda said.
‘Man you’re an ass’ Navi whispered.
Link walked to the Window and looked inside.
‘What is that thing’ Link asked.
‘That’s my dad’ Zelda react.
‘O and that other guy is that the bad man’ Link asked.
‘Yes he is, he is telling my dad that he is gay so that he can have the Ocarina of Time I don’t know why he is telling that but I really don’t care about it, because I know he is not gay he ‘likes’ me, I mean look how he is looking to me right now’ Zelda said.
‘Uh we are supposed to spy on some one isn’t it the point that guy that we are spying on doesn’t see us’ Navi said.
‘…’ both Link and Zelda didn’t say anything on that.
‘Well Brain I think you should go to Goron city and look for the leader’ Zelda said.
‘Zelda his name is Link not brain I really think you…’ Navi said but she got interrupted again.
‘I knew that and stop thinking your just a Fairy’ Zelda said.
‘Just a Fairy’ Navi thought, ‘if I could just get my hands on her I’ll kill her’.
‘Now Link my uh… my uh Friend will guide you outside and point you the way to Goron City’ Zelda told and out of nowhere a women appeared.
‘Hello my name is Impa I’m Zelda’s…’ Impa said but she got interrupted.
‘We don’t care about what you are or who you are bring him outside and get me a cup of thee’ Zelda said.
‘Spoiled brat’ Impa whispered under u cough.
‘Link follow me and listen to the song I’m ‘singing’ remember it really good it’s called Zelda’s Lullaby’ Impa told and they walked outside while Impa was ’singing’ a song.

Back outside…
‘There in that mountain the Goron Tribe lives’ Impa told Link.
‘I’ll leave you for now and I have to bring Zelda her cup of thee’ Impa said, ‘no wonder that everybody hates her’.
Impa threw a deku nut at the ground and walked away back to the Bridge.

to part 4