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chapter five: the Road to Zora Domain

After killing Dodongo Link and Navi were heading back to Kakariko Village.
'Whats that sound' Navi said while turning the corner of the mountain.
'Duh Duh Duh' Link said and he picking his nose.
'Screw you' Navi said beneath a cough and flew up a bit to see what the sound was.
She saw some Kakariko People sitting next to a man.
'And now i'll pull off your pants without my hands' The man said and he pulled out his hand and the pants of the man flew into his hands.
'What the fuck?!' Navi thought and she raised her eyebrow.
'And now i'll let a rock fly to me' The man said and a rock came rolling to me.
'Now its enough my good man i think you violated the Copyright 4335 Section 9 Chapter 1 and that was totally unprofessional observe the master at work' Obi-Two-Kanobi said.
He pulled out his hand and tryed to let a little flower come to him.
'Argh... Argh... This is not going well' Obi-Two-Kanobi and he fell of the mountain.
'Obi-Two-Kanobi....' Navi thought and her eyebrow well off because she raised it to high.
'Crap... i'll have to glue that one back again' Navi thought while picking up her eyebrow.
'Come on stupid we need to get to Kakoriko fast' Navi said and she pulled Link's ear so he started crying and had to hop on 1 leg while Navi was pulling his ear off.
'Mom stop pulling me ear' Link cryed.
'I'm not your Mom stupid' Navi said and she started pulling harder.

After finally getting into Kakariko Village it got dark and Link had to find a place to sleep.
'Navi help me i'm scared where can i sleep' Link said with tears in his eyes.
'Stop crying there is a place where you can sleep we will find it' Navi said.
The saw a big red building and Navi flew to it.
'Link i can only show you the door but you have to walk through it' Navi said...
'Huh? what door?' Link asked.
'Your facing the wrong way' Navi told Link.
'Ooooo that door' Link said and he entered the building.

When Link woke up Navi was ticking on the window.
'Come damnet hurry stoped brainless egghead! it's already in the afternoon!' Navi shouted.
Link walked down making a big yawn and left the building.
'Lets go we have to walk quick' Navi said and the took Link's sword and started poking with it.

When they came to the foot of the waterfall Link saw a Frog hopping around.
'Frog...frog...shiny...frog...shiny' Link said.
'Shut up!' Navi said and she slammed Link.
'We need to get up to the waterfall itself' Navi said and she flew up while link had to run after her while tripping over stones.
'Link to enter Zora Domain you have to play the Royal Song on that stone' Navi said.
Link took out his Ocarina and started playing.
'DooDooDoooooDooDooDoooDooDoDoDooooDooo' Link played and slowly time was going slower.
'You idiot! you played the freaking song that slows down time is it so hard to remember it's Doo Doo Do Doo Doo Do Doo Doo Dooo Doo' Navi shouted.
Link played another melodie that was right and the Waterfall opened itself.

To be continued…