* P a r t y  o f   t h e   S a g e s *

a f  t e r  OoT,  by Nabooru

 

HAHAHAHHA! the malicious wizard Ganondorf laughed. Then Link came in and he saw Zelda in a large pink crystal. The malicious wizard had caught Zelda!“Oh no, Zelda! I come save you!”Link ran forward with its master sword. I slash you in the pan Ganondorf!

BOEM!

Then the fighting was finished. Zelda embraced Link. “I love you, Link. Thanks that you saved Hyrule  now we are all safe!” But then there something happened that Link had not expected. All sages descended on Link! Impa and the Goron king upheavals Link with muscular arms against the ground. Zelda pressed her shoes in the face of Link

“NO zelda what now do you?” Zelda laughed maliciously. Now you have been exhausted of the fighting, Link. Now the time has come. To abuse you with the sages!Link cried of fear. “No Zelda,  no sages, stop!” But Zelda did not stop. Then Epona the malignant horse came. Epona pulled the cloths of Link's body. And Epona licked the chestcase of the crying Link, with its harsh tongue. Then Ruto came the fish queen with her fat head. She kissed Link! OH NO!!! All that mucilage of that fish. This way sordid! But Zelda wanted torture Link still more. In the meantime Nabooru with her long sharp nose and boobs poored in Link’s arms and bottom. That was possible for Nabooru at the same time because its nose and breats were very far from each other. Suddenly Ganondorf returned! The sages bloomed. Because Ganondorf  the crazy wizard has no more harnas and were entirely naked with its green body and red chesthairs With its chesthairs and armpithairs and nosehairs and earhairs and mustachehairs he rubbed along the face of Link. Link's face started bleed. Thus hard were the hairs.  But Ganondorf enjoyed. Also the Sages enjoyed. But Link not.

  Then the small fairies came. The Fairies flew in Link's mouth so that he could no longer shout. That found Zelda, however, romantic. And they scoured along its oesophagus with their sharp wings. Link wanted dead. But the Fairies kept him alive. Then the great fairy came in a tightly short skirt, where her boops protruded. She rolled on Link! That found the sages and ganondorf and epona a good idea. The goron king did the same. And already rapidly rolled everyone on Link. Now Link was abused it became time party. They sealed him in the golden realm so that they could  abuse him always if they wanted that. And Ganondorf will live in the forest to dance and make music for the Skull Kid and the Deku tree and Deku Sprout and Deku Scrubs.

THE END